I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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