talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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