so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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