she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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