just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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