wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You're a waste of cheezeits
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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