That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
People with herpes should wear stickers.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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