i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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