i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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