That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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