im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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