Why are handjobs necessary in class?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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