Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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