u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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