I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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