i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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