I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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