And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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