i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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