It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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