Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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