There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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