thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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