im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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