I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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