Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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