Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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