Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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