Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the condom got lost in my hair
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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