I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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