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Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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