so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
this is an emotional support booty call
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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