Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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