They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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