He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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