I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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