do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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