You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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