I love black thongs
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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