Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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