As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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