There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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