508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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