When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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