Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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