Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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