That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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