I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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