You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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