Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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