So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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