SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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