The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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