IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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