Non-Jews are for practice
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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