Sry I called you an 8
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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